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Can You Handle 1500 New Sales in 24 Hours?

Can your business handle 1500 new sales in 24 hours?

That’s what happened to our go-to neighborhood restaurant when they were featured in the San Francisco edition of Groupon.

Groupon? What’s that?

GrouponGroupon is an Internet promotion site that features a business local to you every day.  That business offers Groupon subscribers a deal, typically 50% off.  In the case of our local restaurant, they offered $50 of food and beverage for  $25.

Groupon encourages people to share the deal with their social networking friends.  In fact , a lot of the deals aren’t effective unless a certain number of people, say 100, buy.

When you join Groupon, every day you receive email about that day’s deal.  If you like how it sounds, you click to the Groupon page and buy the deal.  Your credit card is charged that day, and each Groupon deal has its own expiration date (usually a few weeks to a year in the future).   There’s no charge to be a Groupon member.  You pay only when you make the decision to buy a deal.

Recent San Francisco Groupon deals have included $50 of restaurant food for $25, 1/2 off city tours, $28 of seafood from a fish market for $14, professional teeth whitening for $200, two one-hour tourist airplane flights around San Francisco for $150, and $50 of Nordstrom’s Rack clothes for $25.

If you haven’t checked out Groupon as a consumer, I recommend signing up for their email.  They offer Groupons in all major cities, and in a lot of mid-sized places, too!

(Go ahead, sign up!)

Now, if you’re a business… It’s a real deal!

The owner of the restaurant said that they sold 1,500 2-for-1 Groupons the one day their place was featured.  If Groupon took 50% of the coupon’s cost as its fee (that’s the percentage mentioned in some online accounts), then the restaurant quickly gets $18,750 in cash for which it has to deliver $75,000 in list-price food and drink during the next six months (the expiration period for this deal).

I think it’s a great deal for both the restaurant and its patrons.  Of course, the final results will depend upon the mix of customers and what they order.  But even using us as an example of established customers, I think the restaurant is on solid financial ground.  Our bill before tip is generally about $80, and at least 1/3 of that is high-margin alcohol.  So, when we go with our Groupon, we’ll pay $30 above the Groupon value, and much of the total is high margin stuff.  So the restaurant is taking in $42.50 ($30+$12.50) which should be greater than its marginal cost to serve us.

And, we are the worst possible buyers of Groups — we’re established customers who would have gone to the restaurant anyway.

On the other hand, some number of the Groupons were bought by people who have never walked in the door before.  These folks are going to keep going back (because the restaurant is wonderful).    For these people, the restaurant is gaining new revenue from new clients who will keep generating income over the years. I am guessing that other ways of acquiring new clients is greater than the $37.50 ($50 – $12.50) the restaurant is paying for its Groupon experience. In any event, the restaurant is going to make money if the clients spend more than $50 at dinner or when they come back in the future.

So, do you want 1500 sales in the next day?  Can you handle that much business?

For me, the only question is do you have a service or product that has mass consumer appeal (my accountants and attorney clients don’t have services that make deals possible)?

If you do have a Groupon-able product, let’s get creative.  Let’s think how your business can be Groupon featured deal of the day!

By |2010-11-28T17:29:38-08:00November 28th, 2010|Marketing|0 Comments

What You Learn from Dog Poopbags Can Grow Your Business

Poop Bags from Poopbags.comThis weekend as I was buying dental chews for our dogs, I had a revelation. Poopbags.com had, without my intention, made me a loyal customer.

Here’s how it happened…

When I shop online for things like dental chews, I go to Google, type in the product I’m looking for, and shop by price. That’s what I was doing Saturday.

In the past I have bought chews and toys from many different online vendors.  Each seller has been reliable and has delivered the purchases quickly and without a problem.

Despite my good experiences, I feel no loyalty to the different sites. Each time when I want a specific product, I Google it, and buy from the least expensive store.

Googling, comparing, and buying is what I do.

And, then I went to purchase more disposal bags for the dogs.  I just typed in www.poopbags.com and bought a three-month supply.

Why do I act differently when I need to restock biodegradable “plastic” bags for our dogs?  I know that there are many sites that sell them — when I first decided to buy them online I sorted through a raft of competing sites. But, I don’t Google and price shop for refills.  I just go to Poopbags.com.

I mulled my inconsistent behavior. I figured out that the reason I go to Poopbags.com is that they send me regular newsy updates about what they’re stocking, what canine charities they’re supporting, how their own dogs are doing, and other chatty stuff.  I feel like I know the owner, even though we’ve never met.

Not only that, but their monthly (or so) email newsletter keeps their name in my mind. Okay, their in-your-face name makes it unlikely that I am going to forget their name. But, the point is I think of them as “my” supplier because they send me fun information frequently. Their communications are not really sales tools, but marketing. That is, I don’t think I’ve immediately bought more bags when I’ve gotten one of their emails, but I am sure that a few of the messages have gotten me to review the supply downstairs to see if was time to order more.

If you’re not making clients think of you as their supplier, take a lesson from Poopbags.com. Start sending them bits of fun facts, specials, and information on a regular basis. Start up — and maintain — an electronic newsletter.

Yes, an electronic newsletter will work in your industry. I mean, is there any more unlikely field of commerce for an electronic newsletter than Poopbags.com’s?

I use Constant Contact as the newsletter service for most of my clients. They have excellent, US-based telephone support and have been reliable and mostly trouble-free for years. Constant Contact allows you to send unlimited email to people on your mailing list. They charge by the size of your list, and most of my clients are paying $30 a month.

Grow your business with email marketing!VerticalResponse is another good emailing service.
They charge for each individual email message sent out, and they are much more economical if you send to a lot of email addresses infrequently.

Either Constant Contact or VerticalResponse are fine choices to get you started becoming your clients’ favorite business. You won’t go wrong with either… the only mistake you can make is to poop out and fail to set up regular email communications to clients.

Really, if Poopbags.com can disrupt my Googling pattern and get me to go directly to them, imagine how your newsletter will help you with your clients.

By |2010-11-09T08:32:58-08:00November 9th, 2010|Marketing, Newsletters|3 Comments

Will You Do a Magazine Ad for Me?

Certified Public Accountant ad campaign post cardA client asked me to help him submit an ad for the premiere industry magazine of his client base. He’d recently redone his web site, and now he wanted to announce his available to take on new work by buying a full-color ad that mirrored the colors of his web presence. Could I help?

Well yes. And no.

Yes, I could help him prepare the ad to the specifications of the magazine. I looked at their ad guidelines, and I can put my client’s material into a format that the magazine wants.

My focus is on web design and Internet marketing, but I have created print advertisements for clients and have also designed direct marketing campaigns. The card pictured with this post was the first salvo in a five-part mail barrage sent out by one of my clients.

The “five-part mail barrage” is where the “no” comes in. My client has good instincts about buying an ad in an industry magazine. But, his chances of gaining business from a single ad are pretty slim. The blue bird of happiness may strike, and a prospective client could see the ad and jump to the phone. Frankly, though, that’s an unlikely scenario.

Successful marketing ad campaigns involve repetition.  Prospects have to get used to seeing your name, your product, your service, your offer.

An elementary school teacher friend says that kids have to be exposed to a fact five times before they can recall seeing it.  That principle holds for adults and advertisements.

Rather than have my client blow his budget on a one-shot-wonder ad, we talked about how to make the appearance in the magazine part of a barrage of information.  It turns out that he has been asked to present workshops at the major annual conference for his clients’ industry next spring.

Perfect!  We talked about how to leverage his seminar appearance to make his single ad effective.  By the time prospective clients see his name in the event announcement, see his name in the program, see his name on the presentation room doorway, and see his panel name card, his magazine ad can be memorable.  “Oh, yeah. Wasn’t he the guy from the conference?”

Yes, I would be delighted to craft a print or direct mail ad for you.  Of course.  But, before you spend your money with me and the publisher, let’s have an effective, multiple mention campaign mapped out.

By |2010-10-05T13:39:11-07:00October 5th, 2010|Marketing|0 Comments

How to Get Results Like an Advertising Professional

  • If anyone in San Bruno reported smelling gas to Pacific Gas & Electric Company before the explosion last week, please contact the NTSB.
  • Anyone who sees the man suspected of kidnapping a child from Oakland is asked to call the Oakland Police Department.
  • Call us for your business’ financial needs.
  • For more information about the church picnic, contact the Hospitality Chair.

All of these public-service/small business/non-profit announcements obviously were not created by an advertising person.  They leave the listener without clear instructions. None have a phone number, email, or other immediate contact information.

Just watch, listen or read communications written by big-business marketers.  They all say “Call 1-800….” or visit “www.ozdachs.biz”.  The contact information is repeated one, two, three or more times.  You know what you’re supposed to do and how to do it!

Some corporations even name themselves with the way to reach them. You’ve heard of “1-800-FLOWERS” and Kars for Kids, with its ear-worm jingle to “call 877-Kars-4-Kids.”  That’s how professional ad people craft their call to action!  [By the way, before you consider donating to Kars4Kids, check out the fraud investigations and Charity Navigator report showing that they spend 33% of their money for “fundraising expenses”.]

In the commercial world, businesses spoon feed potential customers.  They make it pig-brain-dead simple to do what the business wants you to do.  There’s nothing for you to look up or even think about.  Just go over in your commerical-induced trance and call, type, or click.

The examples we started with are all well meaning notices, but they require the listener to do research.  Some people are both very motivated and skilled at figuring out what to do.  They’ll will work to become involved.  But,  why make it so hard.

Let’s rewrite our first examples… and make sure that our future calls to action make it easy for people to do what we want.

  • If you reported smelling gas to Pacific Gas & Electric Company before the explosion last week, please call the National Transportation Safety Board at (202) 314-6000. Again, please report your call to the NTSB at (202) 314-6000. [Note: the NTSB web site is truly user hostile and there may be a better number. The site has no notice about San Bruno on its home page and no separate contact information for its pipeline safety work.]
  • If you see this kidnapping suspect, call 9-1-1 immediately.
  • Call 800 860-9660 and talk to a Sterck Kulik O’Neill accountant to solve your business’ financial issues. That’s 800 860-9660.
  • For more information about the church picnic, call Bob Smith at 415.776.4580.
By |2010-11-22T08:30:40-08:00September 15th, 2010|Newsletters|0 Comments

Let Me Spell it Out for You

Want to hire me as an SEO expert to make your business show up high on SERPs?

Say what?

I’m asking if you want to use my Search Engine Optimization skills to get your web site to display at the top of the list of Google’s Search Engine Result Pages.

Oh.

I write and edit a lot of copy for clients, and about half of them send me material that starts off reading like a cryptographer’s training manual.

My church seems particularly addicted to using arcane acronyms when publicizing its events.  Invitations are written like: “Come to UUSF’s SCW luncheon in the MLK with PCD delegates.” Sounds like something you want to do, right?

The addiction to alphabet soup acronyms  and jargon isn’t always accidental.  When I have replaced “UU’s welcome you…” with “Unitarian Universalists welcome you…” I have gotten told off by some of the original authors.  “‘Unitarian Universalist’ is too wordy,” I have been instructed.

Yes, “Unitarian Universalist” is indeed a mouthful. If the organization’s name is too long, then perhaps a catchier name should be adopted. But, announcement writers shouldn’t adopt in-group shorthand in their work. Non-Unitarian Universalists may not have a clue what a “UU” is. Once readers have been introduced to the full term, the abbreviation can be specified and used later on.  “Unitarian Universalists (UUs) welcome you to the UU picnic.”  Or, something more exciting, but along the same lines.

Similarly, when I rewrite messages about services from professionals like lawyers and accountants, I am questioned if my straight-forward, non-jargon language sounds educated enough.  It’s like a potential client won’t hire the firm if the attorney’s web site uses English sentences instead of Latin-infused contract terminology.

Here’s the truth: visitors will click away from your web site if you speak to them in code.  Unless you are the National Aeronautic and Space Administration, NASA-like acronyms make you sound cultish and not open to newcomers.  And, using industry jargon — whether it is educated jargon or just simple convenient jargon — puts distance between you and your potential client.

Remember who you are writing for and leave both abbreviations and in-terms out of your writing.

By |2010-08-28T15:35:36-07:00August 28th, 2010|Blogging, Marketing, Web Design|0 Comments
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